Uncle Dragon Says! 

Once long ago in the shade of a Jungle most tropical, stood proud and tall the Fruit, of the Salt's glinting eye. 

"How do, Fruity!" 

"How do, Slutty!" Grumbled the Fruit. 

"It's Salty.... But I can be slutty, if you'd prefer." 

"...!" 

Then came the time that they went on a camping trip into the dark centre of the jungle. They were never the same when they returned.