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376.   Uncle Dragon Says:  A ponder about song lyrics. Diana Ross sang "I'm coming out!"  Smart-ass Minds want to know, coming out from where?

Written on 6/14/2016

377.  Uncle Dragon Says:  The phrase is "taking a bath religiously."  Does this mean that every Tuesday you go take a bath at the church?

Written on 6/14/2016

378.   Uncle Dragon Says:  If you have the weight of the world on your shoulders, it means you fell down a well and we haven't found you yet.  Or is that we haven't looked for you yet?  Oh well, we will get around to you eventually.

Written on 6/14/2016

379.   Uncle Dragon Says:  If you feel the presence, you might want to stop touching the gifts under the tree. They belong to someone else.

Written on 6/17/2016

380.  Uncle Dragon Says:  If the sofa has an accent, one must wonder from what part of the country it comes from.

Written on 6/20/2016

381.  Uncle Dragon Says:  If the person has an accent, one must wonder whether it's an end table or a lamp.

Written on 6/20/2016

382.   Uncle Dragon Says:  Something to ponder.  If it's a full head of hair, we must wonder if that is opposed to an empty head or the head full of something else.

Written on 6/20/2016

383.  Uncle Dragon Says:  A point to ponder!  What's the difference between a viscous lie and a tame one?

Written on 6/21/2016

384.  Uncle Dragon Says:  A point to ponder again!  If he or she fell right out of bed, what would be the difference if they fell left out of bed?

Written on 6/21/2016

385.  Uncle Dragon Says:  If you push them down the stairs, I'm sure they will notice.  We might not for laughing, but they will.

Written on 6/21/2016

386.  Uncle Dragon Says:  Something to wonder about.  If we ain't driving Miss Daisy no more, what did we do with her?  Did we stick her in a shopping cart and push her out into the middle of the freeway and lunch hour rush?

Written on 6/21/2016

387.  Uncle Dragon Says:  Her milk shake brings all the boys to the yard?  Why? Is there something in the milk shake that makes it better than everyone else's?

Written on 6/27/2016

388.  Uncle Dragon Says:  If you are taking it easy, I recommend that you put it back so that you don't get into trouble for theft.

Written on 6/27/2016

389.  Uncle Dragon Says:  If you are too tense, it must mean you are a wigwam and a teepee!

Written on 6/27/2016

390.  Uncle Dragon Says: A ponder about song lyrics. She sang, "Touch me in the Morning!"  Smart ass minds and hygienic people want to know: Why?  She could have put morning breath on her hands.

Written on 6/27/2016

391.  Uncle Dragon Says:  Why should we come here right now?  Can't we come here left now?

Written on 6/27/2016

392.  Uncle Dragon Says:  If it's mind over matter, does that mean someone has taken their brain out again and is playing with it?  We have told you about that.

Written on 6/27/2016

393.  Uncle Dragon Says:  If you are in a spelling bee, that insect must be huge or feel very bloated with you inside of it while it tries to spell difficult words that insects normally can't spell.

Written on 6/27/2016

394.  Uncle Dragon Says:  If you are playing patty cake with the baker's man, he might get pissed off that you are distracting his employee.

Written on 6/27/2016

395.  Uncle Dragon Says:  If you are dancing in the street, you will get run over.

Written on 6/27/2016

396.  Uncle Dragon Says:  If you ask me if you can ask me a question, I will tell you that you already did and walk away.

Written on 6/29/2016

397.  Uncle Dragon Says:  If they aren't wearing a watch, asking them what time it is might upset them.

Written on 6/29/2016

398.  Uncle Dragon Says:  If you are playing patty cake, will you stop to look for the recipe for a baked man?

Written on 6/29/2016

399.  Uncle Dragon Says:  If they are doing the locomotion, does that mean they are impersonating a train?

Written on 6/29/2016

400.  Uncle Dragon Says:  Something to ponder! If it's Beef Stroganoff, is that a funny way of saying masturbating cattle?

Written on 6/29/2016

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