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151. Uncle Dragon Says: If they are working in the coal mine, going down, down, down; then we can't let them get too far. Not only would they find Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa, but they would also find the bodies of all the mimes that we stored down there. If they search hard enough, they might find Tori Spelling's marriage and Tom Cruise's acting career.

Written on 8/15/2015

152. Uncle Dragon Says: If we vote you off the island, then I guess that means you are in the water as we didn't give you a boat either.

Written on 8/15/2015

153. Uncle Dragon Says: If you fell down the well, then it means you found the hole in the ground that sometimes has water in it. And we all know that it's a deep subject.

Written on 8/15/2015

154. Uncle Dragon Says: If you are an organ donor, one must wonder where you kept all of those large musical instruments.

Written on 8/15/2015

155. Uncle Dragon Says: Something to ponder! If everyone has a blood TYPE, what happens if someone has blood that wants to be handwritten instead?

Written on 8/15/2015

156. Uncle Dragon Says: If you can't believe it's not butter, then you should probably put the jar of jelly back in the refrigerator.

Written on 8/19/2015

157. Uncle Dragon Says: If you have 100 bottles of beer on the wall, either you failed interior design school, or you have a serious drinking problem.

Written on 8/19/2015

158. Uncle Dragon Says: If the tide is high and you are moving on, it must mean you are a fish. We normal people have trouble breathing under water.

Written on 8/19/2015

159. Uncle Dragon Says: According to the song, she was so vain that she probably thought the song was about her. Well she was right wasn't she? The song was about her. It said so quite often.

Written on 8/19/2015

160. Uncle Dragon Says: If you trip and fall, we will laugh at you! (Uncle Dragon: We will eventually check to make sure you are alright.)

Written on 8/19/2015

161. Uncle Dragon Says: If you are allergic to children, I hear that gray tape works wonders.

Written on 8/19/2015

162. Uncle Dragon Says: If the snot thickens, blow harder. (We just recommend double-ply or more. We wouldn't want a disgusting situation.)

Written on 8/19/2015

163. Uncle Dragon Says: If it's a moot point... Wait a minute! What in the world is a moot? Is that a funny way of silencing something? Is that a cow with a stutter? Maybe it's a moat filled with stuttering cows. Observational minds don't really want to know.

Written on 8/19/2015

164. Uncle Dragon Says: Where's Waldo? Who cares? Why should we worry about someone who wears red and white stripes all year with a silly matching hat? He looks like a walking peppermint stick.

Written on 8/19/2015

165. Uncle Dragon Says: Something to ponder... If black cats are supposed to bring bad luck, does this mean that white dogs bring good luck? Forgetful minds want to know!

Written on 8/19/2015

166. Uncle Dragon Says: If the rooster crows, have fried chicken.

Written on 8/19/2015

167. Uncle Dragon Says: He who washes the dishes gets very wet hands. (Uncle Dragon: And sometimes very wet clothes, floor, walls, etc.)

Written on 8/19/2015

168. Uncle Dragon Says: If someone knocks at the door, then go have coffee. They will still be there when you get back. (Uncle Dragon: They would more than likely still be scratching their head as to why you left when they knocked in the first place.)

Written on 8/19/2015

169. Uncle Dragon Says: If the fly is bugging you, slap the nearest person.

Written on 8/19/2015

170. Uncle Dragon Says: When the blonde dyes her hair, it's called artificial intelligence! When a brunette dyes her hair, it's called temporary insanity.

Written on 8/21/2015

171. Uncle Dragon Says: If you name your dog Boo, then expect people to jump when you call his name out loud. (As a recommendation don't travel and live off the land.)

Written on 8/25/2015

172. Uncle Dragon Says: Grabbing the shower curtain if you slip and fall in the bath tub will do you no good. (Uncle Dragon: Neither will it help if you slip and fall anywhere else.)

Written on 8/25/2015

173. Uncle Dragon Says: If evil looking creatures come out when the moon is full, you should just turn off the TV. You will get eaten anyway

Written on 8/28/2015

174. Uncle Dragon Says: If you wear it, make sure it isn't inside out.

Written on 12/10/2015

175. Uncle Dragon Says: If you forget to wear it, people will still laugh at you as the ambulance picks you up to bring you to the funny farm.

Written on 12/10/2015

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