A Place Where Unusual, Is Normal!
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Uncle Dragon Says! 

If it makes sense, you are in the wrong place!! 

CHAPTER 3: 
HELP US RAISE FUNDS!

THIS CHAPTER OF THE WEBSITE IS DESIGNATED TO WAYS THAT YOU CAN HELP US RAISE FUNDS SO THAT WE MAY ASSIST THE PEOPLE IN NEED.  NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD TO SEND US THOUSANDS OR EVEN HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS, BUT EVERY LITTLE BIT COUNTS WHEN IT COMES TO BEING GENEROUS TO THOSE WHO ARE LESS FORTUNATE THAN WE ARE.  THE OWNER AND FOUNDER HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR THE LAST 4 YEARS AND HAS NEVER ONCE ASKED FOR A GRANT, LOAN, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT.  HE HAS BEEN DOING THIS ON HIS OWN OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET.  HE HAS BEEN DOING HIS PART.  WILL YOU DO YOURS?

There are any number of ways that you can help us grow larger to help the victims of these crimes against there person.  As we already pointed out, a good old fashioned donation works every time.  However, we want to be able to allow the donors to have a token of appreciation.  Alas, a general idea was never fully set and the plan fizzled out.  Uncle Dragon then came up with the idea of having merchandise created with the name, pic, and logo on them to sell to the populace.  With each item sold, half or better of the sale goes to charity.  Like with all charities, we have to pay the employees and cover expenses.  So please forgive us for being honest and saying that half or three quarters goes to the victims while the other half goes towards paying the workers or covering the expenses of the merchandise.  We are not saying this to upset or offend anyone.  This is why we need you! 

MAKING A DONATION!

By clicking on the Donation button on the previous page, it brought you to this section of the website.  Basically this section will be a repeat of what was said there.  Please forgive us for not coming up with anything different, but well sometimes my brain goes on vacation to Brazil and forgets to inform me.  So I ask that you bear, bare, or any variation thereof with me as I put this all together.

MAKING A DONATION COMES IN THREE PARTS.  PARTS 2 AND 3 ARE OPTIONAL AS WILL BE EXPLAINED WITH THEIR SPOT.  ALL DONATION ARE COMPLETELY UNANIMOUS.  IF YOU DESIRE TO NOT HAVE YOUR NAME OR FACE KNOWN, WE WILL 100% MEET YOUR DESIRE.  IF YOU WANT SOME RECOGNITION, WE STILL KEEP YOUR IDENTITY SOMEWHAT IN THE DARK BY PLACING YOUR FIRST NAME AND LAST INITIAL ONLY AND WHAT WAS DONATED ON THE PAGE OF DONORS.
#1  SEND YOUR DONATION TO THE UNCLE DRAGON SAYS CASH APP.  YEP!  THAT EASY. 
$UncleDragonSays
#2  IF YOU DESIRE A RECEIPT FOR YOUR TAXES, PLEASE SEND YOUR NAME, ADDRESS, AND THE INFORMATION YOU USED TO SEND THE DONATION TO UNCLEDRAGONSAYS2015@GMAIL.COM.  THIS IS COMPLETELY OPTIONAL.
#3 IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE POSTED ON OUR WALL OF DONORS, ALL WE NEED YOU TO DO IS TO SEND US A NOTE TO THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS AND WE WILL POST YOUR FIRST NAME AND LAST INITIAL ONLY AND WHAT YOU DONATED.  THIS IS COMPLETELY OPTIONAL.

BUYING AN UNCLE DRAGON SAYS ITEM!

BUYING AND UNCLE  DRAGON SAYS ITEM IS JUST AS EASY AS MAKING A DONATION.  FIRST, PLEASE LOOK BELOW AND SEE WHAT  THE ITEMS ARE.  IF AND WHEN YOU FIND ONE THAT YOU LIKE, THE ASKING PRICE IS IN THE BLOCK NEXT TO IT.  WHEN YOU CHOOSE YOUR ITEM, YOU SEND AN EMAIL TO STORMY "UNCLE DRAGON" LEE @ UncleDragonSays2015@gmail.com OR GIVE HIM A CALL OR TEXT @ 678-983-8990.  THE REST CAN BE HANDLED FROM THERE. 

THE OTHER WAY OF DOING IT IS SLIGHTLY LONGER BUT JUST AS EFFECTIVE.  YOU STILL NEED TO FIRST LOOK AND SEE WHAT ITEM YOU WANT TO BUY.  FROM THERE, YOU SEND THE AMOUNT OF THE ITEM TO OUR CASH AP $UncleDragonSays AND IT WILL ALERT ME THAT YOU HAVE PURCHASED THE ITEM.  FROM THERE, TEXT ME YOUR NAME, MAILING ADDRESS, AND ZIP CODE IF YOU ARE OUT OF STATE SO THAT I MAY MAIL YOU YOUR ITEM.  IF YOU ARE IN THE ATLANTA AREA, YOUR ITEM CAN BE PICKED UP IF YOU WISH.  TO TEXT STORMY LEE, THE NUMBER IS 678-983-8990. 

PLEASE NOTE ONE MINOR DETAIL...  CASH AP CHARGES A FEE FOR US TO RECEIVE THE MONEY FROM OTHERS.  THEREFORE IF YOU GET A RETURN REQUEST FOR THE REMAINING BALANCE, WE HOPE THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.  SOMETIMES IT DOES AND SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T.  HOWEVER A SCREENSHOT OF THE FEE WILL BE SENT TO YOU FOR YOUR RECORDS AND OBSERVATION.  THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR UNDERSTANDING.

THE
UNCLE DRAGON SAYS

INK PEN

WE ARE ASKING
$10.00
PER PEN

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UNCLE DRAGON SAYS
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