A Place Where Unusual, Is Normal!
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Uncle Dragon Says! 

If it makes sense, you are in the wrong place!! 

CHAPTER 2: 
THE HOW TO PAGE

Welcome to what we fondly call the "How To" Page.  This will give you information on how to work around the website. 
If there is a topic that is not listed below that you think would be beneficial to others, shoot us a message and let us know.  We will most likely add it as not everyone is in this head of mine.  (Thank heaven for huge favors!)
We will be adding to the list as we see the need for new topics to aid everyone in having an easy time working with the site.  I know what I have done so far has helped me out a lot and I am building the thing lol.
Look below each icon and you will see the helpful message we posted to help you with any assistance that you may need.  Some of the pictures will take you to another part of the website if you click on them and some won't.  
Never fear, as there will be a caption with the pictures to let you know which ones take you somewhere.  Those that do nothing will not.  
Then again, I may just be evil and make some go to the mind of confusion and delusion.  We hope to see you in any of the below listed categories.

HOW TO BECOME A MEMBER!

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To become a new member, you clicked on the Subscribe button on the Welcome page.  It sent you here to help you become a member if you need it.  Type in the name you want to use on the site and your email address.  From there it will send you an email.  Make sure you verify your email, or it will not let you become a member.  That's all you have to do.  Easy huh?  No one told me and it took me forever to figure out how to become a member on my own website!  Thank you for your interest in our family.

HOW TO SIGN IN!

THIS PORTION OF THE WEBSITE IS FOR OUR MEMBERS. 
WHEN YOU CLICKED ON THE PICTURE ON THE WELCOME PAGE, YOU WERE BROUGHT HERE.  THIS IS WHERE ALL MEMBERS COME TO SIGN IN.  FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE THE PERMISSIONS AND ABILITY, THIS IS ALSO WHERE WE CAN SIGN IN TO MAKE CHANGES TO THE WEBSITE.  

HOW TO WRITE A POST ON THE GUESTBOOK!

UNDER CONSTRUCTION!  THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE OR PATIENTS, WHICHEVER IS THE MOST USEFUL!

TO USE THE GUESTBOOK IS EASY.  SIMPLY CLICK ON THE BUTTON ABOVE AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE GUEST BOOK.  WHEN YOU GET TO THE PAGE, SIMPLY CLICK ON THE WHITE BOX AND TYPE YOUR MESSAGE.   IT'S THAT EASY!  WE ACCEPT COMMENTS, IMPROVEMENT IDEAS AND SUGGESTIONS, INFORMATION THAT WILL HELP OUR CAUSE, WELL WISHES, AND OTHER STATEMENTS LIKE THESE.  WE DO NOT TOLERATE BAD MOUTHING, PROMOTING YOUR OWN WARES, SLANDER, OR RUDENESS.  AS LONG AS YOU PRESENT YOUR STATEMENT WITH RESPECT, YOU WILL NOT BE DELETED AND REPORTED.   
WE HOPE TO SEE YOUR COMMENTS THERE.  THANKS IN ADVANCE!

HOW TO BECOME AN AFFILIATE!

IT'S EXTREMELY EASY TO BECOME AN AFFILIATE AND FRIEND OF UNCLE DRAGON SAYS!  WE ARE MORE THAN HAPPY TO POST YOUR INFORMATION ON OUR SITE AND ASK VERY LITTLE IN RETURN. 

BELOW IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT WE REALLY WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO PROVIDE SO THAT WE HAVE A GREAT FRIENDSHIP GOING!  MOST OF IT IS COMMON COURTESY.  


#1  WE WOULD APPRECIATE YOU BECOMING A MEMBER OF THIS SITE. 

#2  WE WILL NEED THE FULL NAME OF YOUR COMPANY OR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT.

#3  WE WILL NEED AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF YOUR COMPANY, INCLUDING WHAT IT SELLS, AND WHAT TYPE.

#4  WE WOULD LIKE A PICTURE OF THE FRONT OF THE COMPANY SO THAT OTHERS CAN SEE AND MAYBE NEED YOUR SERVICES.

#5  WE WILL NEED A CONTACT PERSON FOR WHOM POSSIBLE FUTURE CUSTOMERS CAN CONTACT.  THIS WILL INCLUDE NAME, PHONE, AND IF APPLICABLE AN EMAIL OR WEBSITE ADDRESS SO THEY MAY CONTACT YOU.


JUST EMAIL THE INFORMATION REQUESTED ABOVE TO UNCLEDRAGON2015@GMAIL.COM AND YOUR COMPANY WILL APPEAR ON OUR AFFILIATES PAGE.


HOW TO MAKE A DONATION!

TO MAKE A DONATION TO OUR CAUSE, HAS BEEN MADE EXTREMELY EASY BY THE DIFFERENT AND EVER GROWING WEB APPLICATIONS.  
WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF TROUBLE GETTING DONATIONS BECAUSE THE DONOR COULDN'T GET ANY OF THE OLD WAYS WE TRIED TO WORK.

MAKING A DONATION COMES IN THREE PARTS.  THE SECOND TWO PARTS ARE OPTIONAL AND WILL BE EXPLAINED BELOW:
#1  SEND YOUR DONATION TO THE UNCLE DRAGON SAYS CASH APP.  YEP!  THAT EASY. 
$UncleDragonSays

#2  IF YOU DESIRE A RECEIPT FOR YOUR TAXES, PLEASE SEND YOUR NAME, ADDRESS, AND THE INFORMATION YOU USED TO SEND THE DONATION TO UNCLEDRAGONSAYS2015@GMAIL.COM

#3 IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE POSTED ON OUR WALL OF DONORS, ALL WE NEED YOU TO DO IS TO SEND US A NOTE TO THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS AND WE WILL POST YOUR FIRST NAME AND LAST INITIAL ONLY AND WHAT YOU DONATED.  THIS IS COMPLETELY OPTIONAL.

HOW TO PURCHASE AN ITEM!

Buying an item is just as easy as making a donation.  By clicking on the photo above, it will bring you to the page that has all of the items we sell and the price we are asking for them.  Remember that each item sold proceeds  of the sale goes to Battered Women, Battered Spouses, and battered children.  We are also attempting to raise funds for Lost and Found for those gay and lesbian teens who are homeless due to family conflict with the lifestyle.

FOR ALL INTENTS AND IN WIGWAMS, THIS PAGE IS COMPLETE..  THANK YOU FOR NOT THROWING YOURSELF ON THE FLOOR TO CHALLENGE US TO ARM WRESTLING.  
WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO ADD TO OR MAKE CHANGES AS THE YEAST ARISES.
WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED PATIENCE!  JUST CONTINUE TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE STILL LIVING.  THEM LAUGHING THEMSELVES TO DEATH IS STILL NOT OUR FAULT.

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