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Uncle Dragon Says! 

If it makes sense, you are in the wrong place!! 

 

CHAPTER 1: 
WHO AND WHAT IS UNCLE DRAGON SAYS!

WHAT IS UNCLE DRAGON SAYS?

Uncle Dragon Says is a collection of quotes that is designed to make people laugh.  Some of the quotes are really funny while others are written to confuse you.  Some of the quotes are even made to make you think, as there is are some that make perfect sense if you think about it for a moment.  Last but not least, there are some that are written that confuse even those who wrote them.  Included in the quotes are things such as A ponder About Song Lyrics, Word of the Day, Something to Ponder, and weird farm animals.  Be careful of those that are a play on words.  They will make you think and then slap yourself in the forehead and yell for a V9. Each one is written in good fun and with good intention, even if we don't know what that intention is.

When this was set up, it was set up to make people laugh.  When you are having a bad day at work, you can come home and read some of our quotes and laugh.  Laughter makes a person feel better thus improving their health.  If a person is healthier due to laughter, then we have completed our mission.  Please note that we are not responsible for anyone laughing to death.  That is out of our influence.  Now if insanity visits, you can blame us.  I blame me for everything while laughing all the time.

We are a group that enjoys helping others.  We are working hard to make this little idea grow into something that will help people everywhere.

WHAT ARE THE GOALS  OF THIS GROUP?

THE FIRST GOAL OF UNCLE DRAGON SAYS IS:

The first goal is to make people laugh.  The sillier the quote, the more people will laugh.  Laughter is a good healing method.  It makes one feel better when they laugh.  I should know as I wrote most of them and I get a kick out of my twisted sense of humor. Trust me when I say that's putting it mildly!

THE SECOND GOAL OF UNCLE DRAGON SAYS IS:

The second goal is to confuse people.  Not all of our quotes are designed to make sense.  There are a quite a few that will make you scratch your head in confusion and wonder what we were thinking when we wrote them in the first place.  This is done intentionally.  Trust me when I say that some of them confuse us and we wrote them.

THE THIRD GOAL OF UNCLE DRAGON SAYS IS:

The third and goal is to make you think.  Some of the quotes were written in a way to make you think about the conclusion or hidden meaning in them.  Some will even make you want to bang you head of the nearest surface with how simplistic or ridiculous the answers are.  There are also those that fall in this category that are a play on words and if you aren't paying close enough attention, you will totally miss the pun.  Clever will meet clever in this portion of it.  Good luck and happy thinking.

THE FOURTH GOAL OF UNCLE DRAGON SAYS IS:

This section is our hodgepodge of things designed to get you involved in the fun.  The categories for this are:  A Point to Ponder, A Ponder About Song Lyrics, Movies, or TV shows, Words of the Day, Updates on the animals of the Uncle Dragon's Farm, and other fun stuff.  These were added to get you to comment, play with others making comments, or write your own.

WHERE ARE WANTING TO GO WITH THIS?

 Stormy "Uncle Dragon" Lee started this as just a way to have fun in April of 2015.  After some major hardships and a nearly stupid decision, he turned this into something that could help others.  Uncle Dragon Says pretty much saved his life.  With that thought in mind, he set out to find a way to enhance his idea so that others could be saved like he was.  Thus he turned Uncle Dragon Says into a Non-Profit Organization.  With his mission in mind and head in the game, he made some decisions and they are listed below.  Keep in mind that in the future we may add, remove, or completely change who we are raising funds for.  Your help and generous hearts will help this Organization become one that is known for what it can do and what it does for others.  Please note one more important thing.  None of this was done by grants, or loans or anything like that.  Stormy Lee has funded this entire campaign out of his own pocket.  Now he is asking that you help him help others.  One person can only do some much to where so many others can give just a little and go a whole lot further.

BATTERED WOMEN!  --  BATTERED SPOUSES!

In many relationships, there are abusers and their victims.  While it's sad to say that not all of those abused are willing to do anything about their situation, there are those who are there because they have nowhere else to go and no one to help them.  This is exactly where their abusers want them to be.  I speak from experience.  Not all marriages, relationships, or pairings are the loving and caring kind they are supposed to be or started out as.  Some have abusive partners that take pride in beating on those that are smaller and weaker than they are.  It gives them a rush knowing that they are able to hurt someone who has no way of fighting back.  Even more sad is it isn't just women or wives.  There are countless men who are in relationships that are just as abused and just as unfortunate to feel "stuck". 


These are the people we are trying to help.  By trying to raise funds, we can do things like support the local charities that are trying to help these battered women and men who need someone to show them that not every raised hand is the one that will knock them back down.  We want to help them recover mentally, physically, and to help them realize that there are those out there that understands, cares, or is compassionate enough to give aid to someone that they don't know because it's the right thing to do.


Due to life experiences, watching it happen to others, and making the effort to learn more, we have included the men in this gesture as you have noticed.  While not as common as the battered women we hear about every day, none the less there are men out there who are beaten just as bad, and just as viciously as their female counterparts.  The difference is that the men are to embarrassed to come forth to get the help.  Just live the ladies, they are stuck, friendless, with no one and no where to turn to for help



Our goal with this idea is to help Organizations who are helping those battered women and men.  We want to help those others find ways to build more shelters and protective houses for the victims.  We want to help those that are helping said victims step forward and escape their tormentors, and any other form of assistance these people need.


We acknowledge the fact that not all abusers are men, and not all victims are women.  With that being said, we are working to help ALL and ANY who is a battered spouse, domestic partner, same sex partner, or those that have been with their abuser too long and wants to finally get away.  We can not do this without you.  Stormy Lee has done his part and every day is still doing his part to help those who are in need.  Now he wants to know if he can count on you to give him the assistance he needs to succeed.

ABUSED CHILDREN!

Not all families can have children.  Many are saddened by the fact that they CAN'T have children to show love to.  Then there are those families that SHOULDN'T have children because they don't know how to raise them without hurting them, or they feel that the child is an inconvenience, waste of space, or a new outlet for their anger.  There are many organizations that are doing their best to help get these abused children away from those that insist upon hurting them or those that fall into this category because the parents can't afford to take care of them.  We are interested in helping raise money to assist all homes that are sheltering abused children, getting them the help they need to recover, getting their medical needs seen to, clothes, food, assisting the foster homes and group homes.  We also want to get them the psychological and physical therapy they need.  Last but not least, we want to help them get someone who will love them as they should be instead of harm them like they are used to.

HOMELESS GAY AND LESBIAN TEENS IN NEED!

Even with all of the equal rights that are given to those that love the same gender, not all families are acceptable or tolerable of the fact that their son or daughter is gay.  Many of those intolerable families end up sending their underage teen out on the streets because they don't want what they consider unnatural, tainted, sinful, evil, or any other variation under their roof.  We want to help the LGBT organizations in raising funds for these teens to help get them out of harm and into a safe environment so they can always know that there is nothing wrong with loving someone of the same gender
Uncle Dragon is personally interested in opening a halfway house for these teens.  Thankfully where he lives there is already an organization that does just that.

The flip side of this hope is the darkness that comes to many of these unfortunate teens.  Because they are on the streets, they tend to learn things not taught in the classrooms of the schools they have dropped out of.  They quickly learn the ways of living on the street.  Many become drug dealers or uses.  Some become pickpockets or armed robbers.  Some become murderers and end up in prison for life.  Others end up dying from lack of food, overdose, or murder, not to mention the various diseases they pick up.

Please help us raise the funds so that we can help them.  Their choice of partner or loved one may differ from many viewpoints, but they are still innocent children that needs to get away from the dangers that life throws so easily to full grown men and women who can't handle it.  They are victims just as much as if their family and such would beat on them and hurt them.

THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD ARE OUR FUTURE.  LET'S DO SOMETHING TO SAVE THE FUTURE.
 Loving the same gender doesn't mean they don't deserve to be helped.  We need your help to help them.

WHAT DO WE NEED FROM YOU?

The answer to this is simple.  We are looking for donors, sponsors, items, information, and funds.  We can't do this alone anymore.  We are looking for people who can assist us by introducing us to the right people.  We need funds obviously.  A line of items has been created that will help out in the long run.  These items are just a part of the help.  We need you to help us help them.  One person created this and now he is asking you to step up to the plate and be a caring person.  It doesn't have to be much.  Just a little will go a long way in helping those who are not able to help themselves.  Please look within yourself and know that however much you help, it will mean the world to those in need.

The above are just some of what we are looking into.  Obviously there are more charities and organizations that are in need of assistance.  We may add to our list of beneficiaries once we get more people involved.  We are not dismissing other organizations that need, but we can only go so far without help.  

FOR OUR TENTS AND PORPOISES, THIS PAGE IS NOW COMPLETE.  COMPLETE UNTIL I CHANGE IT AGAIN..  BAD OCD!  BAD!
WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO ADD TO OR CHANGE THINGS AS I GET BORED.
WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED PATIENCE!  LIVE PATIENCE THAT IS.

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